LET'S COLOR™: CORNHUSKER CLINK - eBook

🌽 LET'S COLOR ™: CORNHUSKER CLINK

(eBook PDF Edition)

🚨 Warning: This ain't your grandma's coloring book!

⑄ Buckle up for a harvest of hilarity inside the Cornhusker Clink — the only immigration detention facility patrolled entirely by guards who are....corn.

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🚨 ATTENTION: Everything is corn.
⚠️ NOTICE: No seriously… everything is corn.
📢 ATTENTION: Even AI couldn't handle this much corn.
📣 FINAL NOTICE: We really mean corn when we say corn.
It's Time to Discuss & make change without taking us or yourself too seriously!
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Our Let's Color conversation starter series is the satirically themed coloring book everyone can be proud to own, color, and have as a light hearted conversation piece!

🌽 WHAT YOU'RE GETTING WITH YOUR PURCHASE 🌽

📉 40 black and white thick outlined scene illustrations (1 scene per 8.5" x 11" page) designed to be fun and at times challenging to color and shade! No need to re-size or manipulate images - they will display and print with ease.

⚡️ Your purchase will be immediately available for download after completing the 3-Click purchase process! An email will be sent to the email address you provide during checkout that will have a secure download link for you to retrieve your product!

📦 Professionally printed & bound - the Print Edition included with your bundle is formatted and printed just like a children's traditional coloring book would be! Full color glossy wrap-around front and back cover pages on thick card stock with the hilarious scenes to be colored printed in thick black outline on newsprint style paper.

🇺🇸 A thoughtful and curious approach to discussing Nebraska's very own Cornhusker Clink and the greater issues at large! We have designed our Let's Color series to be a conversation starter as well as a fun and creative outlet for those who enjoy coloring and shading.

📚 This is the second glorious installment in the unapologetically absurd, conversation-starting and change inspiring Let's Color series from Virtue Signal Studios, and it's already making kernels pop faster than a microwave on high.

🌽 Kernel-icious corrections officers watching every cobbled corner, avoiding contraband butter, and keeping the Veggie detainees fresh and ready for their first class flight on the Adios Express!

🀄️ Enjoy coloring/shading several rec and visitation times where there are several unusual Clink Mandated activities like Square Dancing at ALL times during visitation... Yes it gets THIS outrageous.

😂 BONUS sections where YOU get to color important figures in the Nebraska Cornhusker Clink Saga (coloring👨🏻🦲 Pete Ricketts & Gov. Pillen and of course we have full size portraits of Warden Kernel and Deputy Husk!)

🏞️ A final OPEN SCENE where you get to imagine your own chaos & fun at The Cornhusker Clink.

🧪 Our Reader Creation Lab (coming 10/31/2025) will allow our customers the chance to upload their very own Open Scenes that they've designed for other readers to view, rate, and comment on! This is our next major step in building an open minded community that keeps the discussion going.

🔍 FINE PRINT (BUT NOT TOO FINE):

• This product contains dark humor, political jabs, and heavy corn content.
• There are no racist nor politically polarizing images in our books and there never will be. We are committed to education and keeping the conversation going - not promoting negative narratives or imagery.
• Contents are suitable for anyone age 13 and up (think PG-13) who wants to explore and discuss this topic in American politics.

📦 Want a professionally printed & bound edition? If you're interested in a professionally printed and bound hard copy of this book - be sure to check out our Cornhusker Clink Launch collection! We have both stand alone and bundled print editions that come with a very special pre-release discount!

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Act now so you can have this hilarious conversation piece ready as a great gag gift, meaningful coffee table conversation piece!

Make America Color Again. One cob at a time.